First Sip

S'up, my name is Patrick Norris and you're probably looking for the guy that directed X-Men: Days Of Future Past.

Firstly, you should know that I'm not that guy. There was a guy that directed episodes of Family Matters (you know, the Steve Urkel show) that was also named Patrick Norris. For all I know, it could be the same guy. Whether it's the same guy or not, I'm not that guy. I'm never that guy. People always say don't be that guy that (fill in the blank) when you're at a club or a library or a casino or wherever. In this case, I'm not the guy that directed anything.

So which guy am I? I'm a writer living in the Bay Area. This is my blog, humble as it is. My goal is to wake you up with askance observations and to keep you awake with more of the same. Hence the blog title, "Junk Coffee". From time to time, I might feature my own writings and pics.

Stephen King addresses his fans as "Constant Readers" in his books. Well, Junk Coffee Drinkers, may we develop a relationship of our own.